Posted March 15th, 2011 by carls

Well, the records showed up. They sound like shiiiiiit. I mean it’s like an AM radio that’s not even coming in, and a few of them don’t even have the hole in the direct center, so the recording speeds up and slows down as it makes a full rotation. It’s actually pretty hilarious sounding.. they look pretty cool on the clear vinyl at least! But we’re thinking that instead of having a record release for this one, we’ll celebrate by tossing them in a dark corner of the basement. Maybe my grand kids will find the box someday and put one in a commemorative coffee table display case next to the knife I used to cut my own nuts off when I realized that they were all born ugly.

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